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Strike a pose! Squirrels are always in vogue

January 16, 2016

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Sung to the tune of Madonna’s 1990 single “Vogue“.

Strike a pose
Strike a pose
(Stop, stop, stop)
(Stop, stop, stop)

Look around, everywhere you turn is danger
It’s everywhere that you go (look around)
You try everything you can to escape
The pain of life that you know (life that you know)

When all else fails and you long to feel
Somewhat safer than you are today
I know a place where you can get away
It’s called a fence, and here’s what it’s for, so

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[Chorus:]

Come on, stop
Let your body freeze like a statue (freeze like a statue)
Hey, hey, hey
Come on, stop
Let your body go like an ice flow (go like an ice flow)
You know you can do it

It makes no difference if you’re brown or black
If you’re a boy or a girl
If the adrenaline’s pumping it will give you new life
You’re a squirrel, yes, that’s what you are, you know it

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[Chorus:]

Nuts are where you find them
Not just where you store and hide them
Danger is in the air
That’s why I feel so nervous
Fretful, life’s a risk
So get up on the fence

[chorus]

Stop, (Stop)
Nuts are where you find them (freeze like a statue)
Stop, (Stop)
Nuts are where you find them (go like an ice flow)

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Sandy Cheeks and Tico
Secret squirrel and Coco
Skippy, Rocky the flying Squirrel
Famous all around the world

Squirrels are cautious, don’t risk their neck
Scrat from Ice Age was a nervous wreck
Squeaks, Surly, Splendid too
Screwy squirrel, we love you

Squirrels have an attitude
Squirrels are always in the nude
Don’t just stand there, let’s get to it
Strike a pose, there’s nothing to it

Stop, Stop

Oooh, you’ve got to
Let your body stop in the crosswalk
Oooh, you’ve got to just
Let your body go rigid like a statue
Oooh, you’ve got to
Stop.
Click the squirrels to alarm them.

From → Fairview, Squirrel

2 Comments
  1. Slowcrow permalink

    Priceless! Thanks fer this. Watch out Weird Al…….

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