Free rent to the right “lawn order” type

I’m a homeowner in Vancouver’s desirable Fairview neighbourhood offering the free run of a detached suite to someone of suitably elfin stature who is ready and willing to stand guard over my fescue grass. The right candidate must be fairy dogged in preventing canine encroachments.

My single level ‘cottage-style’ laneway house, tucked into a quiet corner, is waiting for you. Reply care of this publication. Make me an offer I can’t say gnome to! Click the images to enlarge them.